96 Min. | Comedy | January 2012
IMDB Rating: 5.2
Director: Jonathan Joffe
Staring: David A. Crellin, Roxi D’Lite, Carrie Schiffler
Burlesque Assassins Review: Burlesque Assassins is a cartoon told with real actors! Which makes it a true joy to watch and the laffs are plenty. The Burlesque Assassins are an underground special agent troupe of high end strippers who’s mission is to assassinate the clones of Hitler, Stalin, and Moussolini. This in itself is enough to get you to watch this wacky story. But there’s more. Their boss Johnny Valentine must dress incognito, and one of the strippers is a novice at espionage. She must learn on the job. If the story is too wack for you then watch it for the classic burli’q stripping – they do a great job!
Burlesque Assassins is a mix of Charlie’s Angels meets the burlesque world as these trained assassins join forces to fight the evil doers of War World II. The cinematography is incredible and this break out film for director Jonathan Joffe is top notch. It mixes sexy ladies, comedy, and a believable tale into a light hearted look into a simpler time when the good guys were good and the bad were bad. From the vintage cars, close, and buxom beauties, Burlesque Assassins is a class act.